It's easy to find out if someone is Jewish. You just ask them their cholesteral level. If they tell you, they're Jewish. All Jews know it.      Jackie Mason.


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Man goes into a sex shops and apparently asks for a blow-up doll.(I wasn't there so can't confirm that.) The assistant asks,"Do you want a Christian doll or a Muslim one?". The man asks, "What's the difference?"            The assistant says,"The Muslim one blows itself up."                Anon.

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Two guys arrived at my door and said they wanted to talk to me about Jesus. "Oh no," I said,"What's He done now?"   Kevin McAleer.



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