Peace, if it included various small percussion instruments, we could make a film about it: "Shakers on a Plane". A plane full of serious musicians is sabotaged by evil terrorists smuggling on shakey-eggs and tambourines. We could even have Samuel L Jackson shouting "Muthafuckin spoons-players!" before shooting them all.

Nurse, who are these people, and why are they asking me to wear a white canvas coat with such long arms...?