Oh, of course. The world-wide Islamic conspiracy to take over everything and make us all stop eating pork. That's got to be it!

Did you know that the world's pigs are co-conspirators in that dark and evil plan? Yes, it's true! There are pigs in your very community who are secretly working for the world-wide Islamic takeover. They can't be trusted. The most perfidious part of it all is that pigs do not believe in Allah at all. They're doing it for completely pragmatic and selfish reasons of their own. They have no scruples whatsoever! They also secretly back Israel, because the Jews don't eat pork either. They want to convert the entire world to either Judaism or Islam, then set the two at each other's throats. Their longterm plan is to run everything for the benefit of pigs after the Muslims and Jews kill each other off...having first eliminated the Christians and all the other people who eat pork.

An independent Kosovo is just one small step on the road to a porcine takeover of this planet.