Now when was the last time you came to Faldingworth Rockhen?
The piano is no longer - it is extinct - as dead as a parrot.
Look at the photo's of Jez & Kate and you will see that the piano has been replaced with the PA cupboards No Piano :-)

Apologies. You are correct it is the piano Accordian you play - just testing you :-) hrummppphhh. Is it Jacqui that plays the melodeon?

I guess all I can say, is let me sort out who will be the master of ceremonies and we can try and see if it is possible. You know I don't have a problem with piano. A touch of Jerry Lee Lewis or Little Richard would go down great :-)