it don't get on the shelf unless I drink it myself.

That's odd; in my case it don't get OFF the shelf unless I drank it myself.

I miss beer.... had to give it up because (A) the calories added up too fast at the rate I like to drink it (NA) and (B) never trust a fart, OK-- but NEVER trust a beer fart, esp when yer the pastor's wife out and about! :~)

~S~