You and me both. The first half, the recitation about Mary Had A Little Lamb, has been reissued on a Dr. Demento CD, but I have been unable to locate the second half. Capitol was the issuing company.

Here is a fragment to jog the memories out there.

Brother Herman had an aversion to washing his ears, then he scrubbed them with Grandma's lye soap, and he hasn't heard a word in years. Oh, sing right out . . .