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Thread #21309   Message #227445
Posted By: Liz the Squeak
13-May-00 - 03:32 AM
Thread Name: Seeking your Witty Stage Patter!
Subject: RE: Seeking your Witty Stage Patter!
Les Barker says, whilst at a concert in Towersey (August Bank Holiday), "I had a request to do this one, in Sidmouth." (a festival four weeks previous......)or 'last year'......

If you're driving home, can I have a lift?

King of the Heckler Stompers, Joe Stead commented one night that "when God put teeth in your mouth he ruined a bloody good arsehole!"

I have two songs that my father taught me. I introduce them by saying 'here's a song I learnt at my father's knee. We were so poor, we couldn't afford paper, so he wrote it on his knee. It's only a short song, he had very knobbly knees.....'

And yes, TerriM will actually BE round the back in half an hour and if she reads this, it will be with a bottle for me!! (sorry Terri........!)

LTS