Speaking of safe...

I never really understood this "safe sex" thing. I worked in businesses that had safes, and some of 'em were pretty big as safes go, but I don't recall seeing one big enough for two people to even squeeze into, much less have sex in.

Sure, you could have sex in a bank vault. You could have a friggin' orgy in some of 'em. But that would be "vault sex" wouldn't it?