"Golf Clubs"

Two women were talking the other day over tea. "Did
I tell you that my husband has taken up golf?" the
first lady asked her friend.

"No, as a matter of fact, you didn't," her friend replied,
"How's he doing?"

"Evidently, very well," said the first lady.

"He's only played three times, but his friends tell
me that he's already throwing his clubs as far
as men who've been playing the game for years!"