The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #107404   Message #2276771
Posted By: Uncle_DaveO
01-Mar-08 - 03:59 PM
Thread Name: BS: 2nd Joke thread of 2008!
Subject: RE: BS: 2nd Joke thread of 2008!
A SPECIAL POEM

A row of bottles on my shelf
Caused me to analyze myself.

One yellow pill I have to pop
Goes to my heart so it won't stop.

A little white one that I take
Goes to my hands so they won't shake.

The blue ones that I use a lot
Tell me I'm happy when I'm not.

The purple pill goes to my brain
And tells me that I have no pain.

The capsules tell me not to wheeze
Or cough or choke or even sneeze.

The red ones, smallest of them all
Go to my blood so I won't fall.

The orange ones, very big and bright
Prevent my leg cramps in the night.

Such an array of brilliant pills
Helping to cure all kinds of ills.

But what I'd really like to know
Is what tells each one where to go!



There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take
time to look for it. For example I am sitting here
thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt!