Hi MudGuard

cheese, wafting in the breeze (strong smelling)
Bread, just like lumps of lead
Beer you can't get near
Rum for the General's tum (=stomach)

We also used to make up verses based on people's names. eg..

There was Joe, Joe,
Getting quite a glow

There was MudGuard, MudGuard
Lookin' very RugGuard

etc.. etc.. ad nauseum.

Yep, Unca' Tom, we sang the same refrain - or ended it with "I left my specs in the WC".

Cheers - Sam