Ah, yuh muddah wears army boots!
                                           --Old Brooklynese insult
Or

May wild asses defile the grave of your maternal grandmother!
                                           --Old Arab curse
Or

May you have a hundred mansions
And may each mansion have one hundred bedrooms
And may each bedroom contain one hundred beds
And may insomnia keep you bouncing from bed to bed all night long!
                                           --Old Jewish curse
Or

Wh-wh-wh-wh-when I d-d-d-d-die, I'm g-g-g-going to-to-to w-w-will y-you m-m-my m-m-m-mouth!!
                                          --Old Jewish threat

Don Firth