May I say, Amos, that you are an extremely fine fellow, a man beyond reproach. Indeed, had I a son I would name him after you. That is how much I admire you. All the insulting things I have said about you on this thread shall now be disavowed, and I intend to hire a number of people to go through my posts here and transfer all the insulting ones over to the Insult Thread forthwith.

You are the best, Amos. I can't believe I said those awful things about you. What could I have been thinking?