Hmm. An admirable undertaking, sir, and offering proof positive you must indeed be an upstanding man, and of considerable means. I assume they have a minimum wage law in Canada? If so, you are clearly projecting an outlay on the order of hundreds of thousands, just to clear the air and remove any pollution to our gallant thread. Why, I am astonished at the generosity and affluence of your gesture.

If you have an opportunity, I would appreciate seeing the paystubs or some similar form of accounting. Just for personal titillation, you understand. Admirable, just admirable...



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