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Thread #4170   Message #22799
Posted By: Helen
03-Mar-98 - 12:12 AM
Thread Name: The Wonderbra Jingle
Subject: RE: The Wonderbra Jingle
Hi all,

Just out of curiosity I did an internet search on "Wonderbra" and found a parody on the Wonderwall song by Oasis ( you're allowed to plead ignorance about the band Oasis if you don't listen to modern radio stations or don't have teenage kids. Are there really over 600 sites with references to the Wonderbra? :-0 A cultural phenomenon, perhaps?

Helen

(to the tune to Wonderwall, by Oasis)

Today is gonna be the day
That I'm gonna take that thing off you
By now you should've somehow
Realised what I want to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about your bra

Backbeat the word is on the street
That neither one is quite that large
I'm sure you've shown them both before
So I don't see why you gotta charge
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about your bra

And all the straps that keep it up are tiddly
And all the clasps that keep it closed are fiddly
There are many things that I would like to take off you
But I don't know how

And maybe
You're gonna be the one that lets me
And after all
It's a wonderbra

Today was gonna be the day
But you won't let me do that thing to you
By now I shoulda somehow
Worked out how to make your bra undo
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about your bra

And all the straps that hold it up are tiddly
And all the clips that keep it there are fiddly
There are many things that I would like to take off you
But I don't know how


And maybe
You're gonna be the one who lets me
And after all
It's a wonderbra

I said maybe
You're gonna be the one who lets me
You're gonna be the one who lets me
You're gonna be the one who lets me

http://www.odyssee.net/~jared/brasong.htm

http://www.omax.co.uk/massager/forest.htm

Thought it might be appropriate for this thread. It still means that we have NFI (see Alex's comments) about the Wonderbra jingle, but it helps to while away the time until someone comes to the rescue with some *real* information.

Helen