Seeing as you LADIES seem to be very UP FRONT about getting things of your chest,I was just wondering ....
as a man..... do ..you ladys..LOOK?
I mean with all this talk about Rolos, and MA's bars,Water jugs and wonder bras,and being that women don't seem to be too obvious,......
DO YOU LOOK?
I mean It's only a short journey (however Clumsy) from eye contact to cleavage retreavel.
But from eye contact to thigh contact there it quite a journey.
I know this because I have, on the occasion (and only in the name of research), received that LOOK that you women give us men when you catch us out( Or catch us in)

I am otherwise a gentleman,I hold car doors open for ladys (Don't Look)
I let a lady climb the stairs first, lest she lose her footing (I said,DON"T LOOK)
I will even gladly clean a ladys car windscreen to save her getting out of her car.(I SAID, DON'T LOOK-OOP!I LOOKED)
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH! YYYYYYeeeeeeeeeeeeeSSSSSSSSSS! Why do you women insist on wearing underwear?
Nice ones though all decorated and frilly do you KNOW what we're up to?
I have wandered a little here, I was asking you very honest and open(though not too open)women,
Do you actually look for our courting-tackle, mar's bar, garden hose, pair of socks, cucumber or watermelon, strateglicly placed inside a pair of jeans,or am I wasting my time? A run away mellon, can cause a nasty bruising I can tell you.
I need to know your secrets Girls,
You're hard to understand,
God hadn't learnt to complicate,
When she made the mortal man.