It's all right, dear. Mom is going to buy you full cable-quality broadband this year, so nect winter you'll be able to snuggle up and cruise zippity-zip all day. Assuming this winter ever ends.

You do realize this is Texas' DIvine Judgement for not doing right by the Democrats, don't you? If you'd only sent Obama in without any quibbles, you'd be frolicking in sunlight and daisies. But nooooo....



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