An old man was bragging to his neighbour, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me two thousand pounds, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."

"Really," answered the neighbour "What kind is it?"

"Twelve thirty."

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An architect, a surgeon, and a politician were discussing their place in the universe.

The surgeon said, 'Look, we're the most important. God's a surgeon because the very first thing God did was to extract Eve from Adam's rib.'

The architect said, 'No, wait a minute, God is an architect. Before the rib extraction, God made the world in six days out of chaos.'

The politician smiled, 'And who made the chaos?'

Phil