"The only difference between you lot and a bucket of shite-

- is the bucket"

You had a bucket???.........Ye rich bugger!

When I were a lad we 'ad ter go in us 'ands, then carry it twenty three miles ter be used as fertilizer on't Squires flower beds. And all that before school. Mind you, it did 'ave it's up side. Teacher weren't so keen on canin' us on't 'ands.

DT