"Drinking With the Bartender"

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender,
"Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour
yourself one, and give me the bill."

So, the bartender does just that and hands the
man a bill for $57.00. The drunk says, "I haven't
got it."

The bartender slaps the guy around a few times
then throws him out into the street.

The very next day the same drunk walks into the
bar and once again says, "Bartender, buy everyone
in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give
me the bill."

The bartender looks at the guy and figures to himself
that he can't possibly be stupid enough to pull the
same trick twice, so he gives him the benefit of the
doubt, pours a round of drinks for the house, has a
drink himself and hands the drunk a bill for $67.00.
The drunk says, "I haven't got it."

The bartender can't believe it. He picks the guy up,
beats the living daylights out of him, then throws
him out into the street.

The next day the same drunk walks back into the same
bar and says, "Bartender, buy every one in the house
a drink, give me the bill." In disgust, the bartender
says, "What, no drink for me this time?"

The drunk replies, "You? No way! You get too violent
when you drink."