"how can a guy so smart be so stupid"

Evidently the best quip in this whole thread.

I'm really disappointed. No puns, no plays on Spitzer's name or the Emperor's Club.

Maybe we could work up another parody of "She was Poor but She was Honest," something like "He was Rich but He was Sleezy." Ain't it a bleedin' shame!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble, bottom feeding with the worst of 'em