Cut yer head, go see the hospital for a dose of MRSA
Protect you family against thugs and finish up in jail, in hospital or 6 foot under.
We will cut binge drinking by charging more for alcohol - great idea that.
We will cut fraud by introducing chip and pin. Ha - great idea that.
Kick F*** out of our Firemen, Servicemen, Police, Hospital Staff - thats progress.

I better stop before I get sued. I'll get me lawyer.