"The tunes are about nothing! The titles are mere identifiers. If you don't understand that then you really shouldn't be posting responses to a thread such as this."

I thought I'd seen pomposity before; but don't this just beat all?

Bert Fegg is well named as in Bert Fegg's Nasty Book For Boys and Girls, compiled by a couple of the Monty Python crew...but, "Bert" that was a joke, you know, funny..HA HA!

"In days of old when knights were bold praties would have been stored in a hole in the ground. So an inquisitive gander may well have found an uncovered hole and gone in for a feed. I know farm creatures are good at getting where they didn't ought to be!"

Now there's another good explanation, thanks strad :-)

Bert, baby...you're waaaayyyy off beam: should you be allowed out on your own? *LOL*

Charlotte (the view from Ma and Pa's piano stool)