richard posted -

Subject: RE: Folklore: How do you say drunk?
From: Richard Bridge - PM
Date: 18 Mar 08 - 07:40 AM

Good contsternoon afterble, I'm not as thunk as drinkle peep I am I'm only allebriated under the affluence of incohol.
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I have it a bit differently - Good consternoon affable, I'm not as drunk as some thinkle peep I am, and besides -I've only had tee Martoonies, and I've all day sober to Sunday up in.

AND
I'm so drunk I don't know who's me yet
But the drunker I sit here the longer I get

Also
Out of his tree
Legless
Pissed as a plastic parrot
Imitating Captain Inchoherent
One over the nine

Cheers!!
Dave