Ole LH had a weiner dog
But he quickly had to hide her
The night the doorbell rang, and there
Was fair Winona Ryder.

I hear you have a weiner dog,
the starlet said, quite shyly.
ANd I've been told, with one of them,
A gal can ride quite highly!

Ole Little Hawk was lost for words
He was dumber than a guppy!
To think his vision had arrived
And was asking for his puppy!!

"Oh, no," he said, "But please come in!
My dog's an Irish Setter!
But I may have the very thing
To satisfy you better!"

....


(THe balance of this moderne version of an ancient Childe ballad is left for the ingenuity of the student to imagine.)



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