Male Eliot Spitzer (Adequate, according to witness reports)

Female Hillary Clinton (Scrawny and tough but it would get you through an emergency at 3 AM)

Male George W. Bush (Perfect Freds Food on a bun. Fat, self-satisfied, short-sighted and dumber than a post)

Male Michael Huckabee (See George Bush, only a bit more tender in the feet)

Male Barack Obama (Don't go there -- your civilization would be forfeit)

Female Nancy Pelosi (Has her soft areas)

Unknown Boy George (Pure protein for freds)