Yes, there are millions of terabytes of data on all Americans - and most people in other, less important, parts of the world - stored in encrypted Cray supercomputers in Area 51, after having been transported there in the dead of night in unmarked black helicopters by the Blackwater security company. The secret investigation of the (otherwise publicly available) information on the three leading Presidential candidates by minimum-wage clerks is only the tip of the iceberg. It is vital that the US Congress invest hundreds of thousands of (depreciated) dollars and hundreds of hours of time that would be otherwise wasted on taking care of the business of the nation in looking into this terrible situation.