Oh Goodie. This is about to degenerate into "Who has the cutest name for his/her partner's nether regions.

I read of one couple who called her breasts and privy parts Flopsie, Mopsie and Cottontail. Actually some guy wrote a book after collecting a few thousand of similar euphonisms.

Ah Leeze me on your cottontail, Dainty Davey Dainty Davey.