"These are pretty basic arrows in the postmodernist's quiver."

Whoof! Jeezus Liberty, Stilly, now there's a sentence that would reduce your typical pretentious afternoon Latte clatch of post-Yuppies at Starbucks into stunned silence, knowing that they had been outmaneuvered verbally and metaphorically and left basically in the dust, as it were, for the rest of the day. Holy sophistry, Batman! Could William F. Buckley Jr. even have matched that? I wonder.

What I want to know is, how come Ebert's getting paid so much to write those brilliant movie reviews when it oughta be you???

Zowie. ;-D