Yes, Cap'n.

Morris kit ain't "stupid".
And Cotswold dancers have wavers, not handkerchiefs.
And Border sides (and Molly and North West) can have blue or red faces as well as black. It's regional.

I think that makes it (Good Enough For) F*lkies 0          Morris 1.

But answer the question: should a Morris dancer risk an ASBO for dancing on the Isle of Wight? The BBC seems to think so. Is this an outrage?