I knew the Ancient Mariners would chime in at some point. I make a little suggestion, with no guile, and nary a nasty thought (hehehe).... and right away the anvil chorus piles on. Gentlemeeeeeeen, you cut me to the quick.

Genie, listen not to these lame louts spouting such drivel from their aged, and threadbare, jibs. I am merely making the offer with the purest of motives. Bill was lamenting at the task of trying to match folks just so, and I thought I would asssist by setting this up, simply to help out an old friend. Of course, if it gets chilly, I do give off a fair amount of heat......

I'll get me aul cap and wellies,

Mick