Well I may be at festivals, dancing - the ones with decent dancing that is. Or at a ceilidh or happy-tapping but I doubt I will be watching much of the Olympic drugfest.

Mind you I do want to know what the world champion at the diving will achieve. Not only is Tom Daley British (and English I think) but Gordon only Bennett mate - he is only 13! No side on him either.

And If Miss Breeze is competing in the weight lifting maybe that too. She would make an excellent commentator too.