I personally don't call them anything. I'm not in a side these days so don't have to. But having consulted the super-side, Morris Offspring, and the Morris Federation which is an authorititive governing body, I'd be inclined to accept their word as accurate rather than a disparate gaggle of ex-prancers.

Suit yourselves, disintegrate into squabbling chaos and squeal in an impotent tantrum while the media takes the piss out of how ridiculous you look in the eyes of the outside world.

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