ALternate definition:

A proxymoron is a stupid person who breathes in your face; or, a person who, whenever he comes close, infects one with the overwhelming dullness of mental inadequacy; or, an individual chosen to represent, stand for, or speak on behalf of human stupidity everywhere. In business, a proxymoron is some hired by the executive board to come to shareholder's meetings and act stupid enough to make the Board look brilliant and humane.


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