Tell you what as well, snail, seeing as you seem to be hung up on the proof thing, I am happy to take the rap.

I never practice. I forget words all the time. I play guitar terribly and concertina even worse. I cannot hold a tune to save my life and I make sure that I mumble on for at least 5 minutes before starting a song. Every time I go to a folk club I feel slightly guilty about it but, what the hell, it's only folk music. Who gives a shit?

There. Enough proof for you? Can we get on now?

Cheers

dave