Hey, I know the Pope personally and I just called him up on his cell phone and he said it was OK if women entered the priesthood, never understood the significance of "Hail Mary" until he had doled out 34,917 as a young priest, and asked if I could send him a pack of rubbers. He also said that after reading the ridiculous tripe by GuestRJE, he has changed his mind on abortion.

Spaw