jeffp, your song (I like it) reminded me of a joke

Guy walks up to the airline ticket counter & requests a ticket to Boston but wants his tennis racket & skis to go to LA, his duffle bag needs to go to NYC & his 2 bags of luggage ,,,, 1 needs to go to Detroit & the other, doesn't matter which one needs to go to Dallas.

Woman behind the couter said that's impossible", she's sorry, "no way, we can't do that, beside's it would cost way to much"
He says "you had no problem last time I flew with you & it cost me nothing extra either.

Barry