Heck, I get offers for Muller, Patek Phillipe, and about fifty other watch makers I've never heard of in every bunch of spam.

I guess I'm just not a Gucci Kind Of Guy....

My shirt is Lands' End, my pants are LL Bean, my shoes are old Sperry Topsiders, and I don't have a clue about my underwear and socks. My belt is Wrangler with a brass Tlingit Wolf buckle. I'm wearing this stuff because it is serviceable and comfortable.

Once I had my own tuxedo, studs (which I still have) and all. I don't need one anymore, and when I do wear a suit and topcoat people swoon and wonder whether I'm job hunting or if I've just been to a funeral.