The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #21676   Message #231935
Posted By: Lonesome EJ
22-May-00 - 01:53 PM
Thread Name: Michael Hurley-a genius or just wierd?
Subject: RE: Michael Hurley-a genius or just wierd?
There was Phineas, Fat Freddy, and....(the one with the cowboy hat and handle bar stache that looked like my pal Sid)

My favorite was the one where Fat Freddy had two grocery bags full of reefer to clean, and he came up with an ingenious method: place the uncleaned pot on a table in front of a large fan, with a newspaper behind it. The air would blow the pot onto the paper, leaving the stems and seeds on the table. Unfortunately Freddy underestimates the fan power, and all the pot goes out the window. He looks down to see it has landed on the roof of a Police Patrol Car. Freddy takes the grocery bags downstairs and climbs onto the cop car, scooping up the marijuana, when the cops appear."Hey, hippy!" They shout,"what the hell you think yer doin'?" Freddy responds "just cleaning the pigeon shit off of your car, sir! I'm a Junior Lawman!"