I'm sorry (you set this up I know you did - well here I go ...)

But how have you managed to make a comparison between Alistair Darling and Lara Croft?

Now Max Headroom I could have understood ...

Only thing is that a computer program suggests some kind of logic and, with the exception of a few bugs, reliability.

Alistair Darling no doubt has a few bugs in his system and indeed on it, but I see no reason to assume logic has anything more in common with him than Lara Croft.

Why ... I'll never look at Angelina Jolie the same way again ...

(sobs)