"The phrase "inky pinky parlez vous" is from a song. I don't know what the original song was, but I know a version which did the rounds when I was at school: -
There was an old lady of 92 Parlez vous There was an old lady of 92 Parlez vous There was an old lady of 92 Did a fart and away it flew Inky pinky parlez vous
The fart went rolling down the street Parlez vous The fart went rolling down the street Parlez vous The fart went rolling down the street Knocked a copper off his feet Inky pinky parlez vous
The copper got out his rusty whistle Parlez vous The copper got out his rusty whistle Parlez vous The copper got out his rusty whistle Blew the fart from here to Bristol Inky pinky parlez vous
Bristol Rovers were playing at home Parlez vous Bristol Rovers were playing at home Parlez vous Bristol Rovers were playing at home Kicked the fart from here to Rome Inky pinky parlez vous
The Emperor of Rome was having his dinner Parlez vous The Emperor of Rome was having his dinner Parlez vous The Emperor of Rome was having his dinner Swallowed the fart, which made him thinner Inky pinky parlez vous
I think there's more, but that's all I can remember.
Google shows a number of different versions of this song. Here's a link to my search results: - http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...nky+parlez+vous " -Clive2 07-13-2002, 06:22 AM
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[Note: that link just takes you to Google's search page; I'll post another comment from that site in my next post to this thread]