Skipping song UK) vintage 1952 (honestly !)

When I was young I had no sense
I ripped my bollocks on a barbed wire fence.
Off to the doctor's I did go
Balls and all I had to show.

He sat me down on a great big stool
And cut four inches off my tool.
When I got home my sister laughed
To see a broom without a shaft.

Yankee Doodle went to town
In a cart and pony.
Stuck a feather up his bum
And called it macaroni.

Yankee Doodle came from town
In that cart and pony.
Let a fart that split the cart
And paralysed the pony.

Oh, how we laughed . . .