I'm not coming up with much myself. It's probably from my being too inhibited. Everytime I try to be "cleverly suggestive" everybody say's I'm just talkin' dirty.

Foolestroupe might be able to come up with something. Several people have said he's a couple of twigs short of a branch ... fell out of an ugly tree and never missed a stick on the way down ... got a bad beatin' with an ugly stick ...

[I think there were a couple of other good quotes, but if he gets too riled up he gets too excited to do anything useful - - - I've heard - - - ]

_{[[although I never could tell much difference when he seemed to be pretty well wound up]]}.

John