COOOOOLD TURKEY!!
I say. COLD TURKEY.
Gather, round, it's coming down,
Folkies, it's coooold turkey!!

No beef jerky!!
No spyin' low and lurkey,
Start shakin; hard,
Van's in the yard
ANd its time for COOLD TURKEY!!

You can knock of worrying
What Ma will say, or Spaw will
Cuz folkies at the end of the day
We're all bound for
Straight withdrawal!


Cooold turkey!
Yes, it's cooold turky!!
You can try fer ham
Or wide-band spam
But Mudcat's jes' cooold turkey!!

Yas, yas yas
It's coooold turkey!!