With apologies to Kris Kristofferson........

Help Me Make It Into June

Throw the Reverend from the train
Let the wheels slice through his ass
Hope his balls get smashed as well
And make his dick a pulpy mass
Could a coupler knock him dead
And flip him off into a ditch?
Throw the Reverend off the train
Gotta' beat that fuckin' bitch.


Spaw