Someone was saying on the s website, if they can't come up with better songs than this, they ought to discontinue it.

Perhaps he had a point. You gotta admit, there was some weird stuff being written. I got a bit cheesed off with people going on about the green fields of Lincolnshire - what colour did they expect - pink!

That American guy who was a judge came up to me, came up to me last time, and said - I liked your song - but really you wrote two songs - you were singing two songs at the same time, and it didn't sound right.

I've often wondered what he meant since. At the time, I just thought - he's American....

I should have told him its an old Navaho Indian trick - singing two songs at the same time. It fools the buffalo - makes them feel surrounded.