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Thread #110864 Message #2330735
Posted By: GUEST
01-May-08 - 01:00 PM
Thread Name: One morning in the month of May
Subject: RE: One morning in the month of May
What about
As I walked out one morning in the dew
I met a young maiden and asked her to screw.
She said, "I'm true to Johnnie, who gave me this half-ring."
I said, "I'm Johnnie, here's the other half, now let's screw have a wedding.