Kinda reminds me of that Born Loser cartoon where the vagrant asks 'the boss' if he has any odd jobs.
The boss says "You can paint the porch, the paint is in the garage"
Vagrant comes back for his pay, all splashed with paint of course.
Boss says "finished already?" vagrant says

"Yup, gave her two coats, and by the way you car ain't a Porch it's a Mercedes!"