We were asked to take this man to the polls by a friend of his, Bruce. You are a very small man, because I am not a stranger to you and you have accused me of committing a crime for political reasons.

Personally I think you go around stalking and molesting women. Your many hundreds of sonnets about unrequited love suggest to me that you have a pathological obsession with women who don't love you, and that you wouldn't take "no" for an answer.

Ok, now disprove that.