Here are some tips for the road boys:
If you are thirsty while driving, avoid beer and drink water instead.
If you notice the driver is drooling, it is time to pull over and switch drivers.
Watch the speed limit, and if you get caught speeding, tell the policeman you had to go to the bathroom real badly.
Try to eat healthy, food on the road can be really bad for the system.
If you get sleepy, instead of having a cup of coffee to wake you up, pop a few chocolate covered coffee beans, that ought to do it.
Don't pick up strangers unless they are really cute.
And one more thing........
Maybe you should get a mascot for your dashboard. Something meaningful a special to you, kind of like Catspaw's Cleigh.